Makeover Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow! Who's your image consultant?"

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"You could opt for our premium offer which includes lips, nose and chin, and even a new name and social security number."

'We need some new faces around here, people, so this Thursday I've scheduled each and every one of you for a complete makeover.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'

'They haven't turned your clock back far enough!'

'I'm afraid it's the big C....Cosmetic surgery.'

The talk show mergers.

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"My wife's in there having the 'full works'. For the past two hours I've been practising my reaction."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Man stuck on island given island makeover and left behind.

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'The makeover involves ripping him out and starting again from scratch.'

'Extreme Make Over.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Being Pampered.

"So how do you like my makeover?"

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

'Hey, look at Oog! - he got a complete makeover!'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

My client has agreed to testify in exchange for full immunity and a complete makeover.

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'

Beauty Salon - Husband says to salon owner, 'Well, on the face of it, I'd say you've failed'.

"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."