Makeover Admirer Gifts

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

'Now watch me wash out all these nasty stripes!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Congratulations on the new you!

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Being Pampered.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Retrospection.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

The Fashions

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"Cute... But way too young."