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"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

'Now watch me wash out all these nasty stripes!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Congratulations on the new you!

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Being Pampered.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Retrospection.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

The Fashions

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"You might consider new socks as well."

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"Cute... But way too young."

You called? Yes, I need a new image!