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'It's more like a very good used you.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Pharaoh Cocoon

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Caterpillar Portrait

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Do you want to save changes?"

"Botox."

Complete Makeover

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Being Pampered.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'