Makeover Seeker Mugs

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Caterpillar Portrait

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Do you want to save changes?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Botox."

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Being Pampered.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"So what's your success rate?"

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'