Hair Makeover Seeker Mugs

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Quick Spring Fling

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"So what's your success rate?"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Beauty Shop

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Asking for just a trim didn't work..."

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

"Dude, I didn't spend 2 years in hairstyling school just to shave your head!"

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

Those days. these days

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Man catches cigar smoke to make a hairpiece

'So tell me more about your mother...'

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

'You made me too beautiful!'

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

'Have you been sniffing my Rogaine?'

"I'm looking to downsize..."