Cosmetic Transformation Seeker Mugs

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Botox."

Complete Makeover

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Beauty Shop

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

Landscape artist

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Franz Kafka

'We still like you and all, but ever since you came out of that cocoon. . . I don't know, man. You've changed. . . You've changed.'

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'