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'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Botox."

Complete Makeover

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Beauty Shop

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

"I'm open to new things."

Landscape artist

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

Sigh. No one ever notices my inner growth.

Franz Kafka