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"What type of reduction work is it?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Exercise now!

Caterpillar Portrait

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Complete Makeover

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

A tailor measuring a large man

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Cinderella

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"