Body Confidence Seeker T-Shirts

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Ego Increasing School

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

How Gary got his groove back.

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

PEP TALKS!

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

Tell me about this feeling of inadequacy

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'