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'Next week, next butt!'

"I could not resist the plastic surgeon's offer of three for the price of two!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

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'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

A tailor measuring a large man

"I prefer your early pieces."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'