Body Transformation Aficionado Mugs

'Next week, next butt!'

"I could not resist the plastic surgeon's offer of three for the price of two!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

A Transformer for grownups

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Quick Spring Fling

Complete Makeover

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

A tailor measuring a large man

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I prefer your early pieces."

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Russell Rebrand

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"