Body Modification Enthusiast Mugs

"How long have you been into the body-piercing thing?"

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

'I'm a tattooist mate not a micro-surgeon.'

"I hate my nose."

"If you've been considering breast augmentation for longer than five minutes, we'll get started. If not, please come back in six minutes."

"Yes, I think I'll have the vag/boob make-over combo plate."

"I'm thinking of getting my Nipple done next"

Man with laces on his feet.

Breast enlargement - buy one get one free.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"No, sergeant! I said the man was heavily PIERCED"

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I had my ears pierced!'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"She's had some work done."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

"I need to get back in the gym."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo