Body Modification Lover Mugs

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Hey, great ab!"

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

Bob's Tattwo Parlor

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'