Body Modification Lover Mugs

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Hey, great ab!"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"I was rather hoping you'd tell me to beget!"

"She was really cute until she put on all this weight."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."