Body Sculpting Aficionado Mugs

"I understand you want to register a complaint about your liposuction...what appears to be the problem?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Gym Dog

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

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Maternity tattoos

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

Snowman Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"Hey, great ab!"

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Orange navel has ring

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Psst...check out the freak.'