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"I understand you want to register a complaint about your liposuction...what appears to be the problem?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Gym Dog

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Maternity tattoos

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Body Building

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Snowman Tattoo

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

The Coffee Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Operation Tattoo

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Orange navel has ring

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Hey, great ab!"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"