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Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

Tattoo - brain diagram

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'