Body Modification Aficionado Prints

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Tattoo - brain diagram

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."