Body Modification Prints

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'I want to be a role model.'

Navel Keychain.

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Genetically modified! Call it what you like but, to me, it's still a boob job.'

"Before I start treating you, which is the piercing you don't actually want?"

'I didn't get a tattoo in the end dad - I got a piercing like you!'

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

'I want you to put 'we need to talk' where he can't possibly ignore it!'

Plumber with taps for a penis.

Body Piercing - Does it make my bum look fat?

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"I didn't know you had nipple rings, Kevin."

Body modifications

"Tattoo removal" "Any more?"

Author who wants his novel pierced.

You had it easy when you were a teenager. Other than your ears, you didn't have to worry about which body parts to pierce.

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Do you remove tattoos...?'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Tattooist doing self portraits.

"Amputations...next season's big fashion statement."

The Coffee Tattoo

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... Where did that nose ring come from?!"

"If you've been considering breast augmentation for longer than five minutes, we'll get started. If not, please come back in six minutes."

Discreet executive piecing and tattoos

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"