Body Modification Adventurer Prints

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Congratulations on the new you!

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Yoga for beginners,

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Anatomy.

The Coffee Tattoo

The First Vegetarians.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Go Veggie...

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"I need to get back in the gym."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Sunburn.

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."