Body Modification Adventurer Gifts

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Yoga for beginners,

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Anatomy.

The Coffee Tattoo

The First Vegetarians.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I need to get back in the gym."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Go Veggie...

Sunburn.

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'