Makeover Adventurer Gifts

Congratulations on the new you!

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Too bright."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Face Painting.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Being Pampered.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Rape of the Lock- The Barge