Renovation Adventurer Gifts

Trampoline Roller Paint

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Draw your own path."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Arf! Arf!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Congratulations on the new you!

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Lost

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"