Renovation Adventurer Mugs

Trampoline Roller Paint

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Arf! Arf!'

Congratulations on the new you!

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Danger: Falling animals

Remember to lash from the outside!

Pea green

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Lost

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Face Painting.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'