Home Project Adventurer Mugs

Ceiling Paint

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Face Painting.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Shall I kiss it better?"

G.P.S. For the Home

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"