Home Renovation Adventurers Mugs

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"You're welcome."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Too bright."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Texturing the Walls

A holiday at home

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"