Home Makeover Adventurer Gifts

"Too bright."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Congratulations on the new you!

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

G.P.S. For the Home

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

Ceiling Paint