Home Makeover Explorer Gifts

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Too bright."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Eggshell blue

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'This guy's FAST!'