Home Makeover Gifts

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'

Let's get organized

Things a man never said: 'Y'know, this sofa could use a few more throw pillows."

Take a look at those old fashioned legs, fat arms and wobbly back.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Painters Without Borders.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."