Home Makeover Expert Gifts

"I don't think this is how Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Eggshell blue

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'This guy's FAST!'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."