Home Makeover Whiz Gifts

Sistine Chapel - Extreme Makeover: 'Blue's good but lets loss all the clouds and the drama.'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

"Mulch madness"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Sleeping on the Job

Eggshell blue

'Hmmmm...lower.'