Home Makeover Whiz Mugs

Sistine Chapel - Extreme Makeover: 'Blue's good but lets loss all the clouds and the drama.'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Mulch madness"

A holiday at home

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Sleeping on the Job

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'