Home Makeover Wizard Mugs

"They send me in after the works done to handle any complaints."

Brick Red Paint...

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Eggshell blue

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'This guy's FAST!'

'They had a sale on electric green.'