Home Makeover Wizard Gifts

"They send me in after the works done to handle any complaints."

Brick Red Paint...

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Eggshell blue

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"