Home Makeover Pro Gifts

"Evening dear, our numbers came up on the lottery so I bought us a new roller."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Sleeping on the Job

Eggshell blue

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"