Home Makeover Pro Prints

"Evening dear, our numbers came up on the lottery so I bought us a new roller."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A holiday at home

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Eggshell blue

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

Sleeping on the Job

'Hmmmm...lower.'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."