Home Makeover Prints

'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'

Let's get organized

Things a man never said: 'Y'know, this sofa could use a few more throw pillows."

Take a look at those old fashioned legs, fat arms and wobbly back.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Painters Without Borders.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Non-Drip ?