Home Makeover Professional Gifts

'See, Stan - attention to detail.' (Man gold spraying dog doo).

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Eggshell blue

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).