Home Makeover Strategist Gifts

Builders

'I'm sure I asked for the 'Gardener's Year'.'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Eggshell blue

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.