Home Makeover Strategist Gifts

Builders

'I'm sure I asked for the 'Gardener's Year'.'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Eggshell blue

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).