Home Makeover Hero Gifts

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

"Would that be 'white white' or a 'grey white' or 'white with a touch of lemon white'?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Wow, you guys really are the home improvement specialists!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'First, build a chimney.'

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

A holiday at home

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Moving makes me feel so free and light!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

I did it my way.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Non-Drip ?

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.