Home Improvement Hero Gifts

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I found the termites!'

'All clear!'

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'John? You know that simple little plumbing repair job you've kept meaning to tackle. . .'

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

D.I.Y ladder

DIY Disaster.

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'House calls can make you feel worse.'

'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

'I can't keep this up every weekend... next time get some advice on patio laying.'

'Now just lie there until I see what our insurance covers.'

Woman in desperate need of a plumber.

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

'If you knock down that wall there, you could create a lovely through kitchen-diner area!'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Oooops.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

' My husband's doing the work of two men - Laurel and Hardy! '

Radiator pipe extension.

I did it my way.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

'He believes in making a good impression.'