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Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I found the termites!'

'All clear!'

'John? You know that simple little plumbing repair job you've kept meaning to tackle. . .'

Workman lifting plasterboard.

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

D.I.Y ladder

DIY Disaster.

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'House calls can make you feel worse.'

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'Now just lie there until I see what our insurance covers.'

'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'

Woman in desperate need of a plumber.

'I can't keep this up every weekend... next time get some advice on patio laying.'

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Radiator pipe extension.

Oooops.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

' My husband's doing the work of two men - Laurel and Hardy! '

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'If you knock down that wall there, you could create a lovely through kitchen-diner area!'

'This shouldn't cost me too much to fix. I've already done most of the disassembly.'

Home maintenance

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

DIY.

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'