Home Fix-it Hero Gifts

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

A holiday at home

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Lazy plumber.

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'