Home Makeover Pioneer Gifts

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

A holiday at home

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Eggshell blue

'Hmmmm...lower.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Sleeping on the Job

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."