Home Makeover Man Gifts

Working from home.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Decorating with Children

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Organized chaos.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Sleeping on the Job