Home Makeover Lover Gifts

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."

"And here we have the 47-piece main floor bathroom. It should be a four-piece once they get it all put back together."

"Peter says all these decorating programmes have given him a marvellous idea!"

"Feng Shwoops!"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'I've just bought this territory: I'm removing the previous owner's markings...'

Couple watching property programme - 'No sign of a downturn in the property programme market...'

"How do you feel about crown molding?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.