Home Makeover Addict Gifts

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Being Pampered.

Sleeping on the Job

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."