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'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

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Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Too bright."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Eggshell blue

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'This guy's FAST!'

'They had a sale on electric green.'