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'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Wallpapering 5

'Why does my bed have castors and yours doesn't?'

'Can I help you?'

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Eggshell blue

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

House for sale - some assembly required.

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...