Home Makeover Guru T-Shirts

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Wallpapering 5

'Why does my bed have castors and yours doesn't?'

'Can I help you?'

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Eggshell blue

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'