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'Well, the plan was to renovate...but Frank's always been a touch heavy handed!!'

Sunflower yellow

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Decorating with Children

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Organized chaos.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Eggshell blue

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'This guy's FAST!'