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"Honey! The pavers are here!"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Non-Drip ?

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

D.I.Y with dad.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Eggshell blue

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Clear construction agreements are important.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'